Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation

Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is going to break his bank because Netflix has lost almost 10 million subscribers in a day. Voila, that’s terrible!

Let’s be honest. It seems like Hastings spared no military to make Kamala America’s first female President. He was like, “I don’t bear Donnie… It will be no Biden (As you know, Joe has taken a different route), no Obama, it will be one and only “,KAMALA HARRIS. ” Come on, Reed, don’t waste your hard-earned money like water on our hypocritical Democrats.

Hastings’ humanity with Democrats has disappointed his Netflix subscribers, and why not? I mean, if you know about these Democratic promises.., How would people believe them again and again? Let’s bring light to some of Harris’ hypocrisy. She was like, “I will be good with minorities,” and there you go, She was harsh with policies that Led more people to prison. I mean, our Democrats change their statements like we change our clothes. Ugh!

And Harris, what about your commitment to improving prisons? Didn’t you get enough time? You must have been busy with your presidential campaign. I remember you were in favor of the death penalty. What happened now? I presume you are favoring someone who is your favorite… Uh-huh?

And don’t get me started on the hike of Netflix subscription. Okay, Reed… We get it now. You are throwing your money on a hypocrite, Him, after becoming a prominent contributor to Kamala’s Presidential campaign post on his X, saying, “Congratulations to you, Kamala, Its time to rock the field.” But hey, where are you getting this money? Of course, from a huge 238 million subscribers of your Netflix. But you just ditch them. Why, oh, why?

I can’t help but wonder what was going on in Hastings’ mind when he made such an awful decision. Bro, please focus on your business, not on Kamala… She will not fill your pocket anytime soon if you are left with no money. I mean, dude, have some hot brew and light up your brain cells.

Oh, wait a moment. Are you already getting some favors from Harris? Maybe you want Kamala to binge-watch your every show. But who wants a TV show when they have a White House entry ticket? Or perhaps you wanted some gossip about yourself? Guess you are feeling down on your rating… That’s sad! Or maybe Reed has a big heart and wants the world (I mean, America) to be a better place.

Anyways, folks. Let him throw and waste his bucks on our Democrats, Because, you know, nothing better is going to happen. Or, I must say, they are not going to do any better, so stop wasting your money and do some charity, Reed…
Stay tuned, peeps. The ride is full of thrills and excitement!